Will you like to friendship with me?

Just a list of things people say on places like orkut, hi5 and myspace

1. Would you like to make friendship with me? (honey I'm not making any thing with you!)

2. Hi... I am new for you...I expect to you....you approve my friendship (I dont even get it)

3. Hi, I am a leo, cud we be friends (Hi, I am a scorpio... NO!!)

4. Hi do I know you more (not from where your standing buddy)

5. Hi, I am a lawyer from delhi (well la de da!!) (these r all first time msg's)

6. Hello wanna be a friend? (no thank you I like being an anti social biaatch)

7. Hi this is XXXX. recently come to ur city. i find delhi very strange. i feel very lonely here. when the first ray of sun peeps through the trees and buildings and reaches me in my rooms. i feel very exciting and freshness. really i need true frind here. to share my feelings and views. and lots of fun. and keep me going here. ur profile attracted me to write u this. hope u may help me. pls eply me. i accepted u as my sweet friend. its up to u then...... (omg! dont even know what to say to some thing like this !)

8. So so so!whats the reason behind messaging you?even i dont have a vaild reason! just saw ur profile and it was like a mirage in the desert! seriously no kidding and no flirting as well!! iam very bad at flirting!! would love to add u as my frnd and i bet you will in for the most rollicking roller coaster of ur life!! many boys would claim to do this na? i know!! but my action speaks louder than words! waiting for ur reply (if life was a cartoon an anchor would drop on his head rite now)

9. Hi beautiful starnger, how are you gal!! (I am so glad I am a stranger)

10. Simple women know more about men than beautiful ones do. But beautiful women don't need to know about men. It's the men who have to know about beautiful women (his nick is Mr. Lonely I wonder why!!)

11. Any relation to shreya ghoshaal coz shreya ghoshaal is a queen of golden voice n my intution suggests that u havnt bad vocal cords either!! (ha ha ha ha ha ha ha for people who know me will understand why!)

12. Has anybody told u that u have a glimpse of esha deol....... :) (has any one ever told you, you have a glimpse of an IDIOT!)

13. I think u love tatoos any way can we b frnds? (right on the former, wrong on the later!)

14. hi this is manish,do u want to friendship with me?just for fun (wont be much fun now wud it)

15. dil se dil baddi mushkil se milta hai .... tuffaa mai shahil baddi mushkil se milta hai ... youn toh mil jatte hai lakho gaal gulabi .... gulabi gaal per til badi mushkil se milta hai. u seems to be too crazy buout tatoos . is that so (dint even understand the hindi stuff, n yeah i am too crazry about tattoos jeez man)

16. hi i am aman 30 m north india by hobby a pilot by profession a business man i always speak truth and respect women a lot u will love to have a friend like me u can call me on mine mobile anytime u can chat to me on mine yahoo messenger mine id is ______there add me so we can chat there . (wow talk about explicit instructions)

17. hey hi there
how r u doing ? was jus scrolling through profiles and found you.. i would like to communicate with you.what do u say? if u use yahoo messenger, you cn add me up so that we can have a chat sometime.. my id is strings_unplucked
hope to hear from u soon adios
(n my id is not_interested@getoutofmyface.com)

18. Hello , Hope r doing well and this msg come to be an Orkut Friend. If u find the details suitable, u may send in yr acceptance.rgds/XXX (Absolutely!)