Aachooo! sniffle sniffle

Was complaining to some one about the fact that I hate hvaing a cold, the constand feeling of wanting to sneeze along with the tingling sensation, blurry eyes and tears rolling down my cheeks, its not the best feeling.

t: oh yeah, I know that feeling, its like being on the verge of having an orgasm
me: splutter splutter,What ?!?!
t: yeah totally, you know you are on the verge of sneezing, you want it so bad, its right there, your body tingles, your toes curl... verge of an orgasm same thing!
me: uumm
t: and once its done, you feel dam good!
me: t.. when was the last time you had some?
t: why do you ask?
me: because it must have been a long time, for you to convert some thing as snotty as sneezing into some thing sexual!
t: bah! what do you know

I want my mommy !!

Being sick is never fun. Especially when it’s on a Monday morning! I have sneezed a total of 16 times in the past 35 minutes. I have gone through half a roll of toilet paper, which now lays crumpled and all snotty in my waste paper basket. My throat feels like it has been coated with a weird paste, making it impossible for me to taste any thing delightful including the wonderful cuppa Ethiopian joe which sits in front of me. My eyes are blurry and the kajal which I so lovingly applied this morning is streaked across of my face. My concerned co workers keep coming in to tell me
'Shreez, you have some kajal on your nose/cheek/forehead'

This statement is followed by a look which could kill from me making even the most concerned co worker back away quietly, never taking their eyes off the dangerously sick one!

The lipstick which is suppose to be long stay blah blah blah, is now decorating my soggy tissues. Here I thought if I look good, then this crappy feeling of being sick might just disappear. But now I feel like crap and look like it as well.