Note: this post is not accurate, highly generalized and just what happens when alabama and I chat till 5am. No offence intended.
1. Your babies will be brown and quite possibly with blue eyes and blonde hair depending on your genealogy
2. You will be a constant point of amusement / frustration / astonishment to his complete family
3. You will be the topic of discussion at every family gossip session “You know Ram's wife no, the white one yes yes I am telling you, these white girls, arre baba” says inquisitive over bearing, over weight aunt from the fathers side while munching on some pakodas
4. All men fart, that we know, but when marrying an Indian man – one needs to deal with Indian farts. Don’t like the smell of curry when its served on the table, imagine it being farted out over the course of the night and not silently I might add!
5. You not only marry him but his whole family (father, mother, cousins, aunts, uncles, nieces, nephews, grand nieces, grand nephews, first cousins, second cousins, third cousins and random people who are adamant that they are related to you.. even though you are white)
6. Indianisms – “you know only, yes yes”
7. Talking about passionate love making – the Indian man is not into any experimentation. It’s all about the wham bam thank you mam. Ladies self pleasure is some thing you master while being married to an Indian man.
8. He is and always will be a mama’s boy
9. You will be expected to pop out grand children by the dozen and boys will be favoured
and the final point to consider when marrying an Indian man
10. Head wiggle – just imagine after a night of passionate love making, the Indian man looks up at you and goes “ah! Very good, very good” wiggle wiggle (the head I mean, you dirty minded people!)
