I talk - U talk - GTALK!~

5:21 PM me: not helping! lol

Mydhili: hehehhe

5:22 PM me: i am getting screwed here!

5:23 PM Mydhili: what! I am just keeping the humor for you! sheesh no one appreciates help only these days I tell you

me: oh i'll appreciate your help shakes her fist at you

5:24 PM Mydhili: runs

me: come on.. think creative :p

Mydhili: i am! I did in fact :P

me: interesting :)

5:25 PM Mydhili: i know! seeeee and btw ppl hate long emails :P (#Tip) :P :D

me: hahahaha well i had to give some information...the people i emailed will read it tho... cos i only email the smart ppl lol

Mydhili: smart = jobless ppl who have time to read a long email? For instance, yours truly :

P5:27 PM me: jobless=one who either finishes work super fast or palms it off to others = smart

5:28 PM Mydhili: joless also = ppl who cant find projects and still get an awesome review and therefore cant complain about it >( ok work issues never mind :D

me: thus jobless=smart!!! we have just revolutionalized logic

Mydhili: jobless = frustrated

me: ah!

Mydhili: but if jobless = smart frustrated = smart ?I just turned it around! world is back to normal again :P

me: but bring frustrated about being jobless makes you a cut above the losers who rather be jobless and get paid than actually working... so does that make u smart or stupid?

jobless = frustrated = not smart

jobless = enjoying it = smart

hhmm two very interesting theories...

5:32 PM Mydhili: jobless = discussing its logic with other jobless ppl = boss knowing this yet still paying you = dream job on earth

me: FAN-BLOODY-TASTIC5:33 PM

Mydhili: and thus she marked the end of the logic that redefined the word "work" forever!

me: i think should just copy this conversation into a blog post

Mydhili: well unless they're from the 60's(read high on crack) or drunk ... no one wld get it

me: as if many of my posts people get?

Mydhili: thaaaat is correct

me: ouch lol

Mydhili: hit you where it hurts the most! za blog... evil laughter

me: your cruel!

Mydhili: i take that to be my compliment for the week!

me: blog about it lol

Aachooo! sniffle sniffle

Was complaining to some one about the fact that I hate hvaing a cold, the constand feeling of wanting to sneeze along with the tingling sensation, blurry eyes and tears rolling down my cheeks, its not the best feeling.

t: oh yeah, I know that feeling, its like being on the verge of having an orgasm
me: splutter splutter,What ?!?!
t: yeah totally, you know you are on the verge of sneezing, you want it so bad, its right there, your body tingles, your toes curl... verge of an orgasm same thing!
me: uumm
t: and once its done, you feel dam good!
me: t.. when was the last time you had some?
t: why do you ask?
me: because it must have been a long time, for you to convert some thing as snotty as sneezing into some thing sexual!
t: bah! what do you know

IM 2

me: hey english question, trying to figure out the word.. its on the tip of my tounge but cant rem it sentence is "every word ---- in my soul"
now the word coming to mind is vibrates. but thats not it... its some thing liek that
do u have ne idea what i am talking about ?
IG: :) NONE AT ALL!
me: rebirvaretes. i knwo thats not a word but it sounds like that. dang it
IG: revebrates?
me: thats it thats it
wat does it mean
IG: it means echoes repeatly like a vibration but tis very powerful
me: yes yes. oh ur r great
IG: reverberates
IG: new poem/ post?
me: post / peom. was suppose to be a poem.. is being converted into a post now
n u can imagine who it is about (this is the post)
IG: yes. i can :)
me: this man drives me insane
seriosuly... its horiible
IG: its not horrible.... its wonderful
me: it is wonderful...the thing is he barely ackowledges my exitence. He smells so good.
me: seriosuly i am becoming complusive what ever
shoot me before i become obbsessive
IG :)... obsession is a necessary element for love
me: well sniffing a man's jacket is not !
IG: well, if it smells good then ..why not?!

Note: Yes my english, some times is not the best. As IG says
Shreez, i know you write well (even though it doesnt go well with your usually notvery eloquent self ) but this is absolutely wonderful. you have out done

And yes I am a hopeless romantic !

The life an trials of Instant Messanger

Introduction:
All random conversations taking place on various IM's.

IM 1

me: i know i know... i am sick of it. Seriosuly i am sick of being sinlge
Papa Romero: arre enjoy life single man
ahh welll.. grass green .. blh blah
me: screw u
well acutally u r getting screwed... so maybe it shud be screw me
PR: hahaha as u wish
but i aint gettin any action man
and now i cant go huntin too
me: yeah rite.... atleast u've got some action.. i need to find my self a young cabana boy .. to make ugly with
PR: hahaha
no mountain boys u fancy yet
me: i really dont want to hear the throes of passion being screamed out in tamil thank
th you very much
PR: ayoooo
me: thanks thats all i need