Quotable Quotes!

I am known for saying hilarious / stupid things but I am also surrounded by friends who do the same, so here is a couple of classics.
More to be added as they occur :)

Scene: Curls meeting some people from florida and she is from ohio
X: "Ah so your from ohio, you dam yankees!"
Curls: "who the hell is talking about sports!"

Curls again with dreads
D: "So you were in Africa for a bit, do you speak pidgin english"
C: "uumm, I speak english, but pigeons dont speak english!"
We all burst into laughter

Shreez: "21 is a fantastic movie"
Aussie girl: "oh I love that series, I am so addicted to it, cant wait for the new season"
S: "uumm I think your talking about 24!!!!"

Sailor: "dam, my computer just died.. $%&&%^%"
Shreez: "did it not give you a warning and why dint you plug it it"
Sailor: "I did plug it in.. oh wait I dint plug it into the computer, I just did a shreez!!"

X: "Ok dreads, so now you can only answer in yes or no form and think quick ok?"
Dreads: "Got it"
X: "Is there a number bigger than one?"
D: "2"
*every one rolling on the floor laughing*

Hiccups: "I have crumbs in my boobs, I am now going to go remove them!"

Hiccups (reading the newspaper) : "did you know that 37% of primates are endangered"
Hoops: Well we are lucky to have you around then dont we!